15 Conversations You Have With Your Own Brain
What do you have in store for me this time, me?

1. "Dear brain, please don't screw things up."

1. "Dear brain, please don't screw things up."

2. "You can be a horrible influence on me."

2. "You can be a horrible influence on me."

3. "I need you to calm down and focus, dammit."

3. "I need you to calm down and focus, dammit."

4. "I'd love to get a full night's sleep for once."

4. "I'd love to get a full night's sleep for once."

5. "Please stop trying to ruin my life."

5. "Please stop trying to ruin my life."

6. "Also, what the hell is with your selective memory?"

6. "Also, what the hell is with your selective memory?"

7. "Like seriously, can't you remember anything?"

7. "Like seriously, can't you remember anything?"

8. "How can we get out of socializing as fast as possible?"

8. "How can we get out of socializing as fast as possible?"

9. "I don't want to be an adult today."

9. "I don't want to be an adult today."

10. "Just let me enjoy things."

10. "Just let me enjoy things."

11. "You seem to be hell-bent on hurting me."

11. "You seem to be hell-bent on hurting me."

12. "I can always count on you to add insult to injury."

12. "I can always count on you to add insult to injury."

13. "Are you going to behave this time?"

13. "Are you going to behave this time?"

14. "I really just need you to get through today."

14. "I really just need you to get through today."

15. And finally, "Why are you doing this to me??"

15. And finally, "Why are you doing this to me??"

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